Our Mission
No Avo started as a simple excuse to get out for lunch.
Jason and Mem wanted to try a few local cafés, rate them properly, and enjoy the kind of places we both felt were slowly disappearing. Proper caffs. Big plates. Fair prices. Strong tea.
Pretty early on, we made one rule: if it had avo, we were out.
We’re not here to be food snobs. It’s the opposite. We’re here for the places still doing breakfast properly. Bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, toast, hash browns, strong tea, fair prices, and food that actually fills you up without needing a backstory.
Problem is, we’ve now worked through a fair chunk of the local cafés. So if we want to keep trying new places, we may have to break our own rule now and then.
When that happens, we’ll mark it clearly. Avo spotted. Rule broken. Review still counted, but under protest.
No Avo is here to celebrate the greasy spoon before it disappears completely.
Honest reviews. Decent food. Proper caffs.
Jason and Mem wanted to try a few local cafés, rate them properly, and enjoy the kind of places we both felt were slowly disappearing. Proper caffs. Big plates. Fair prices. Strong tea.
Pretty early on, we made one rule: if it had avo, we were out.
We’re not here to be food snobs. It’s the opposite. We’re here for the places still doing breakfast properly. Bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, toast, hash browns, strong tea, fair prices, and food that actually fills you up without needing a backstory.
Problem is, we’ve now worked through a fair chunk of the local cafés. So if we want to keep trying new places, we may have to break our own rule now and then.
When that happens, we’ll mark it clearly. Avo spotted. Rule broken. Review still counted, but under protest.
No Avo is here to celebrate the greasy spoon before it disappears completely.
Honest reviews. Decent food. Proper caffs.